Different things just strike people differently. And it's so subjective, too. Because what makes one person laugh won't make others laugh. I… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I know I'm not a woman's fantasy man; I don't have to uphold this image of male beauty, so that's kind of… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't like to get angry. It doesn't make me feel good. It is very human, but it's also a loss of… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
How did I end up in films with people like Keira Knightley... all these beautiful leading ladies and me - it's kind… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't even know if I have kind of a personal, like a take or a mental manual of how I'm raising… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I'm not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don't have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Once I moved to Chicago and started trying to get acting jobs, I just tended to book more things that were comedically… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
