I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
People know where romantic comedies are going. It's not brain surgery to figure out the end of a romantic comedy. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
You're so in love with your children that you'd do anything for them; that's not necessarily the best thing. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
“They say that when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. Well with Carol I knew within the… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
They love 3-D. It's fun to watch a movie in 3-D with your children or with a group of children because you… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
