I add relation, and I buy a ship; That's the relationship that I'll use this Valentine day — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I don't know if there are many misconceptions. One is that my birthday is on Valentine's Day. It's on 7 June. — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine's Day. When you're a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to… — Savannah Smith Copy Share Image
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most… — Jerry Weller Copy Share Image
I believe you can make your better half feel special on any given day and turn it in Valentine's Day. — Rithvik Dhanjani Copy Share Image
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“In the eighteenth century, historians tell us, 'valentinage,' from which Valentine's Day was derived, allowed wives in northern France to make love,… — Pascal Bruckner Copy Share Image
Ladies if the only time your man buy gifts, plan trips, romances you, send flowers etc is on Valentine's day than your… — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
When you wake up and see the whole creation is my valentine, the country is my valentine, the Divinity is my valentine,… — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
Although the traditional focus of Valentine's Day is on women and the gifts they desire, this survey found that not only do… — Christopher Parsons Copy Share Image
It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine's Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love.… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“The thing was, I forgot that Valentine's Day when you were single was completely different from when you were in a relationship.… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“Now as a slightly less young adult Valentine’s Day is an oasis of sorts. I’ve become one of those rotten lovers who… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“My mother was born on Valentine’s Day and because of that, I have oddly always loved Valentine’s Day. I have friends who… — Ada Limon Copy Share Image
“We’re trying to figure women out,” he explained. “What, in your opinion, would be the best Valentine’s Day present ever?” “We’re easy… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
I thought valentine's day will certainly makes some difference, I must say shorten some differnces, but the things r as it is… — Vivek Bhandari Copy Share Image
I love you and I cannot hide it Have tried to keep my sanity but the more I try to resist,the more… — Emmanuel Tamatey Copy Share Image
I Love Everything About You. I love the caring friend in you who knows just how to be a comfort and a… — Unkown Copy Share Image
“As a young adult I became disenchanted with Valentine’s Day. I’d tell anyone who’d listen that Valentine’s Day was for rotten lovers… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
