What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women. — Damien Lemon Consideration Copy Share Image
I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called… — Damien Lemon Ifs Copy Share Image
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. — Damien Lemon Black Copy Share Image
If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your… — Damien Lemon Broke Copy Share Image
Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life. — Damien Lemon Feels Copy Share Image
