My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I remember my wife wanted me to go see 'Contagion,' and I was like, 'Oh my God, why would I want to… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
We always spend the summer together. My wife and kids, we always go back to Massachusetts and spend the summer there near… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My maternal grandma was a tough, tough lady and a stern woman, who lost her husband young and raised six kids by… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
