A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition,… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
