When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition,… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
