the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
