A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
