Awake Quote by Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper…

— Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper…

— Anonymous

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!

— Anonymous

When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.

— Anonymous

Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the y is silent.

— William A. Clark

When I wake up," he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

— Evelyn Hendrickson

A liar think before and after once he speak however A Honest man doesn't have to worry once he speak.

— Nishan Panwar

Before sex, a man isn't thinking clearly and a woman is thinking clearly. After sex, it reverses. The man is thinking clearly and a…

— Sherry Argov

“A marriage, willy-nilly, requires you to trust that your spouse will tell your story truthfully and lovingly when you are no longer around to…

— Kate Braestrup

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

— Mignon McLaughlin

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage

— Anonymous