Before marriage Quote by Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!

— Anonymous

Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the y is silent.

— William A. Clark

MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

— Nikhil Saluja

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage

— Anonymous

Maybe being married is talking to oneself with one's other self listening.

— Ruth Rendell

When trying to communicate with each other, a husband and wife should be careful to make sure their voices and faces agree with their…

— Myles Munroe

Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt.

— Nikhil Saluja

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!; WIFE shouts No!, it means - With Idiot For Ever!!!.

— Mrthrill

Husbands are often more affected by the lack of words their wives speak, than by all nagging in the world..

— Nushra

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

— Herbert Spencer

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;

— Nikhil Saluja