A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is "misunderstood"… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts"… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man always mistakes a woman's clinging devotion for weakness, until he discovers that it requires the strength of Samson, the patience… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
