A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“Results for "A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. It is a game at which men must play against stacked cards, and… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
