Helen Rowland

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a…

— Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

— Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures…

— Helen Rowland

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

— Helen Rowland

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern…

— Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.

— Helen Rowland

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

— Helen Rowland

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see…

— Helen Rowland

“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".”

— Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

— Helen Rowland

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

— Helen Rowland

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

— Helen Rowland

At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively…

— Helen Rowland

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

— Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down…

— Helen Rowland

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.

— Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

— Helen Rowland

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.”

— Helen Rowland

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

— Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

— Helen Rowland

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman…

— Helen Rowland

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

— Helen Rowland