The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald. — Gail Porter Copy Share Image
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. — Moby Copy Share Image
Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two. — Victor Gold Copy Share Image
Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald. — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Bald guys have been playing the bad guy for a long time, whether it's pirates, thieves, murderers, or whatnot, so the deck… — Anthony Carrigan Copy Share Image
When she was fifteen if you'd told her that when she was twenty she'd be going to bed with bald-headed men and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always had this nightmare of going back to the Kingdome and seeing myself waddle in bald, overweight, with a big belly… — Steve Largent Copy Share Image
Probably because I'm bald. Don't the bald people always play doctors and principals? Yeah, isn't that funny? And lawyers. A lot of… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
See I'm used to seeing myself with hair now, so it's not a big deal. Now when I see pictures of me… — Brian Urlacher Copy Share Image
I think Rajinikanth is the biggest Indian star. While others do facelifts and wear wigs, he gets paid three times more than… — Victor Banerjee Copy Share Image
When I finally returned home after my five-week hospitalization, I could feel the stares of strangers on my bald head and thinning… — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a… — L. M. Boyd Copy Share Image
I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I'm homosexual. In… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque houses was occupied predominantly by bald-headed men. In fact, such a… — Harry S.N. Greene Copy Share Image
I'm lucky enough to maintain a lustrous head of hair, like my father did, while both my brothers are bald. But I… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
Yes, Clay Matthews has a long, golden, Fabio-esque flowing mane that most women would chick-slap someone for. And yes, the shiny, beautiful,… — Julie Foudy Copy Share Image
When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of… — Hal Turner Copy Share Image
“Alone in her anxieties and insecurities, alone in the tyranny of her mind, but also simply, literally, physically alone, her only companion… — Joanna Rakoff Copy Share Image
I've always tried to twist the ideas of beauty that are maybe considered to be ugly by the mainstream. I was already… — Sasha Velour Copy Share Image
