Bald Quote by Jorge Luis Borges

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

— Emo Philips

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

— George Carlin

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

— e. e. cummings

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

— Dolly Parton

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

— Christine Lavin

We had to fight the enemy without in the Falklands. We always have to be aware of the enemy within, which is much more…

— Margaret Thatcher

Occupied Falklands are the thorn in my balls

— Margaret Thatcher

I've had songs written during the Falklands war, and during the first Gulf war I got letters from soldiers saying they were listening to…

— Billy Bragg

The Falklands held a mirror up to our own islands, and it reflected, in brilliantly sharp focus, all our injured belittlement, our sense of…

— Jonathan Raban

When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment, it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.

— Margaret Thatcher

I'll always love Paraguay. It's this most exotic place configured out of the imagination, the whole country.Paraguay will always be a special place in…

— John Gimlette

In my teens, I joined the Parachute Regiment. I jumped out of lots of airplanes, as much as the Government budget would allow us…

— Mark Burnett