Bald man Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bald man Chess Hard Men Parks Play
Never having played Chess before, it was most interesting to be playing the game with no pieces in front of me. But I still… — Peter Mayhew Copy Share Image
My mother and father met while playing chess, so I've always had a fondness for the game. If it weren't for chess, I might… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
So chess is kind of this nice thing that I have no real aspiration for. It's just a frivolous thing I can enjoy. — Michelle Zauner Copy Share Image
I'm actually really good at Balderdash, and no one wants to play that game with me. Especially the movies category; I don't want to… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Chess is a great game. It's a lot of fun, but sometimes you wonder what else is out there. — Hikaru Nakamura Copy Share Image
I like all sorts of games that make you think. Chess is one of the games I play a lot, read a lot of… — Ricky Rubio Copy Share Image
I play a lot of chess, just to a bog-average level. But I find it stimulates your mind with all the combinations of different… — Kurt Maflin Copy Share Image
I was highly attracted to chess for forty or forty-five years; then, little by little, my enthusiasm lessened. — Marcel Duchamp Copy Share Image
Chess has given me a lot more than I could ask for. I have been able to feel special, travel the world and do… — Viswanathan Anand Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
“Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. "I'll see you," he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile direct your attention to the three gentlemen at the door: they are conversing. 1st Gent. — Who’s the man of the house —… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if… — Roddy Doyle Copy Share Image
You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I'd have to take a year or two off and find… — Richard Flanagan Copy Share Image
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David Copy Share Image
“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
“The theatre is a machine of transformations: everything is transformed into another thing; a bald man has thick hair on his head; a man… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“You know what you need?” “What?” “You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation” “There are no… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
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