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Larry David

(1947) Television Actor United States

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Larry David is a television actor from the United States, best known for The Seinfeld scripts.

Quick Facts About Larry David

Born: July 2, 1947
Nationality: United States
Profession: Television Actor
Notable works: The Seinfeld scripts
Spouse: Laurie David

About Larry David

Lawrence Gene David is an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He is known for his dry wit, portrayals of awkward social situations, and observations on everyday life. He has received various accolades, including two Primetime Emmy Awards, three Producers Guild of America Awards, and four Writers Guild of America Awards, in addition to nominations for six Actor Awards and three Golden Globes.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Awards & Honors

Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series Writers Guild of America Award for Television: Comedy Series Writers Guild of America Award for Television: Episodic Comedy Laurel Award for TV Writing Achievement

Quotes by Larry David

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

Courses

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The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

Addition

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I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.

About

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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I…

Behave

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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

Big

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I am not honest.

Am

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Golf and dating don't mix.

Dating

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You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage…

Certain

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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught…

Barriers

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I have reservations about everything I do.

About

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I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

Inspirational

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I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

Anything

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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

Cab

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Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of…

Army

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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life…

Emphasis

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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

Bills

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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Addiction

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I don't like people cleaning my room.

Cleaning

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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.

Credit

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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or…

Change

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I have no secrets.

Secrets

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Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the…

America

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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next…

Apartment

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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

Glamorous

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I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

Enjoy

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People (27) Life (12) Thinking (11) Inspirational (11) Time (9) Funny (8)