You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or… — Larry David Copy Share Image
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. — Larry David Copy Share Image
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a… — Larry David Copy Share Image
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. — Larry David Copy Share Image
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
