I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David Copy Share Image
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David Copy Share Image
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out,… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? — Larry David Copy Share Image
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The… — Larry David Copy Share Image
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
