Bucks Quote by Larry David

Being able to write jokes is great, but you still have to get used to performing them and being on stage - and enjoying…

— Neal Brennan

I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.

— Joaquin Phoenix

On stage, you've got dialogue you've learned. You've got a paying audience. It couldn't be better, you know?

— Guy Pearce

When you get started in comedy, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. Not only are you not getting paid at these open…

— Scott Rogowsky

If the only reason to be on stage communicating with people is to tell them a joke and make them laugh, that seems thin…

— Hannah Gadsby

I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in.

— Marty Robbins

I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

— Tom Green

You don't want to walk on stage and people are looking at your arms rather than listening to your jokes. I think it just…

— Matt Rife

If you're funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you're good, you'll start to get work and eventually get paid.

— Ted Alexandro

I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people.

— Jon Hamm

If I do a joke on stage and I feel like the energies a little off, I'll put my pride aside and ask someone…

— Deon Cole

I'm not a comedian who wants to spend far too long on stage.

— Lee Mack