Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
