I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out,… — Larry David Copy Share Image
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David Copy Share Image
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. — Larry David Copy Share Image
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
