Bad Quote by Larry David

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking .

— Anna Torv

I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline.

— Rebecca Front

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

— Philippe Falardeau

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

— Rick Riordan

The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

— Chuck Palahniuk

The most welcome joke to me is the one that takes the place of a heavy, not altogether innocuous thought, at once a cautionary…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't want to make compromises. I want my little silly jokes to be told with the correct punch line, and I'm satisfied trading…

— Grant Hart

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

— Carol Burnett

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way

— Jerry Stiller

Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a whole joke…

— Josh Blue

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

— Jimmy Fallon