I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Why is war so much like a practical joke? she thinks. Hiding behind bushes, leaping out, with not much difference between Boo!… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Lying contains the same hostile elements as a practical joke in that the 'victim' ends up looking foolish in his own eyes… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden I felt invisible. Forgotten. Like the universe had played a really mean practical joke on me, even though… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
“He was not a practical joker nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David Copy Share Image
We did sketch comedy, performed live improv, and then we made the transition to TV with 'Impractical Jokers.' — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on… — Katherine Center Copy Share Image
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“Being born with a sickly resemblance to Henry Fonda was the first of a long series of practical jokes of which destiny… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“As I remember his laugh, there was nothing mad about it, it was more like the laugh of someone who has been… — Guy Sajer Copy Share Image
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb… — Toby Speed Copy Share Image
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“As his wife, Emilia must know Iago better than anybody else. She does not know, any more than the others, that he… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
“Why is war so much like a practical joke? she thinks. Hiding behind bushes, leaping out, with not much difference between Boo!… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“We believe that whatever feels at first like joy is not. Or is, but will not last. Or should not last. We… — Anneli Rufus Copy Share Image
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel that I am destined always to be offstage whenever the main action occurs. That God has made me the… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
His eye for detail was so impeccable, he made me realize he was listening and understanding me completely and wanted to jump… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“Eventually they [Sarunas Marciulionis and Don Nelson] got a call from a representative of the Grateful Dead, whose members had been inspired… — Jack McCallum Copy Share Image
“I fear the democratization of plastic surgery, when it's so cheap that everyone - the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker… — Lorna Landvik Copy Share Image
“What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever played on another camper? Connor: The golden mango! Travis: Oh, dude, that was awesome. Connor:… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“No, not of course at all—it is really all hocus-pocus. The days lengthen in the winter-time, and when the longest comes, the… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
“He himself, Anthony went on to think, he himself had chosen to regard the whole process as either pointless or a practical… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“You know what's really freaky? Wes segues. "The fact that the psycho in question was the same guy who was after Debbie… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General at the expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER PERDURABO, and laughed. But those… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
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