Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We did sketch comedy, performed live improv, and then we made the transition to TV with 'Impractical Jokers.' — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes. — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking,… — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke. — Nikita Parris Copy Share Image
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb… — Toby Speed Copy Share Image
“He had a curiously stunted sense of humor and loved practical jokes that veered dangerously close to cruelty. Once on a hot… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
My whole life is a practical joke. Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything,… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
In terms of our show, there are four different personalities on 'Impractical Jokers.' I'm way darker than the other guys. A lot… — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
Lucasfilm called me out of the blue, and I almost hung up because I thought it was a practical joke. This was… — Dave Filoni Copy Share Image
If you are the source of Jax looking bad in anyway, he will stop at nothing to make you look way, way… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
“After Natalie [Wood] and I got back from our honeymoon, I began The Hunters, with Robert Mitchum, directed by Dick Powell. I… — Robert Wagner Copy Share Image
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I was kind of like the cheeky kid in school. Nothing too malicious...Nothing too nasty...I never really got into too many fights,… — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image
I sent an ex of mine an enormous oil painting of me as a housewarming gift. It was one of the most… — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
I'm just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it's different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I'm not looking… — Eric Dickerson Copy Share Image
Oh, I don't know. I prefer to think that when they're at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my… — Andy Griffiths Copy Share Image
“He was a master in the art of spreading boredom and playing the clumsy fool-though never so egregiously that people might enjoy… — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
On one show before a live audience, I had to look out the door and call for Will Smith to come in.… — James Avery Copy Share Image
What a vast fraternity it is,--that of 'Hearts that Ache.' For the last three months it has seemed to me as though… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“The Moderns were mercenaries, practical jokers, nihilistic technofetishists.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was a practical joker as a teenager and I still am today - you can ask any of my staff. — Michelle Lujan Grisham Copy Share Image
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We met in high school, all in the same grade, and started doing improv and sketch together. That was almost 20 years… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
![“After Natalie [Wood] and I got back from our honeymoon, I began The Hunters, with Robert Mitchum, directed by Dick Powell. I adored both of them. Powell was one of the great guys of all time, and Mitchum and I became fast friends. He insisted that I call him "Mother Mitchum." One day we cooked up…” quote by Robert Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a8d/robert-wagner-13959_air-force_after-natalie-wood-and-i-got-back-from-o_1863341.jpg)
![“I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting jokes out than getting the words out. We laughed all the time.” quote by Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1c9/johnny-depp-658_brando_i-d-worked-with-marlon-brando-a-couple-o_2173762.jpg)
