Epic quotes Quote by Thegr81

“It was a wedding gift from Ron’s ex. She sent us a gravy boat shaped like a turkey, where the neck is the handle…

— Laurie Gelman

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

That was all gravy but I knew I wanted more.

— Mac Miller

“The food was slices of some kind of roast meat in a watery gravy,”

— Sophie Cleverly

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

Some get the gravy, some get the gristle.

— Joni Mitchell

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of…

— Charles Dickens

Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

— Wally Lamb

“A moose whats into a convenient store and asks the lady who works there,"Where are the potatoes?". She says, "Aisle 8,". He goes to…

— Anonymous

“Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.”

— Christoph Fischer

“I hacked an old Crock-Pot and turned it into a sous vide machine, and did a turkey breast, and then seared the skin on…

— Stacey Ballis

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

— Brooke Elliott