I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
