Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Don't let someone become a priority in your life when u r just an option in theirs. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
''No matter how u behave with People around u,They will Love u According to their NEED' N MOOD''..!! — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
You can't make them love u... but u can show them what they r missing out on !!! — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, youll never get it done. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Relationships is the story of three rings.the engagement ring,the wedding ring and the suffering. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
