Chris brown Quote by Thegr81

I used to say it takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one.

— Thegr81

A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke

— Thegr81

1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, It has to look like an accident. 4. Walk away.

— Thegr81

Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses.

— Thegr81

When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes,…

— Thegr81

There's a reason why sober and so bored sound almost exactly the same

— Thegr81

Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.

— Thegr81

Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn, Before you pray, forgive. Before you post, check for typos.

— Thegr81

Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.

— Thegr81

I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going…

— Thegr81

When my hands are cold I warm them between my thighs. Are your ears cold?

— Thegr81

I grew up when Chris Brown was, like, an icon. He was my ringtone when I was in high school.

— Lil Dicky

My favorite song I ever wrote is 'Yeah 3x' because it was my first placement. It was with a great artist, Chris Brown, and…

— Sevyn Streeter

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

— Amanda Bynes

I respect Chris Brown. I'd like to call myself a friend - I don't know if I'm allowed to do that.

— Drake