Doing Quote by Penn Jillette

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

— Will Rogers

I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can…

— Ed O'Neill

There are way too many comedians now.

— Dani Levy

The best joke-tellers are those who have the patience to wait for conversation to come around to the point where the jokes in their…

— Joseph Epstein

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

— Kristanna Loken

Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can't joke about. Donald Trump's…

— Ben Domenech

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

— Louis C. K

I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you…

— Demetri Martin

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

— Carol Burnett

Our comedy is just falling over, funny faces, arguments, all the comedy basics, really.

— Bob Mortimer

The difference between comedians and the general public is that we are meant to be funnier. And when you've got politicians giving material so…

— Jim Jefferies

The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.

— Corey Feldman