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Inspirational Quotes by Penn Jillette

14 Inspirational quotes by Penn Jillette

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If you’ve ever wondered how a magician turns words into wonder, this handful of Penn Jillette’s insights offers a quick, lively boost. Each line captures his trademark blend of humor and hard‑won wisdom, perfect for a moment when you need a nudge toward boldness.

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It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

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Everyday is an atheist holiday.

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I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

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Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

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How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?

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Fear is the politicians dance partner.

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My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

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The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

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Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

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God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

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If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

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Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

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How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to…

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“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart…

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

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That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the…

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I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the…

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I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt…

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when…

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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

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The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

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Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend…

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

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