So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“So no one cares - and that protects your personal privacy. At least most of the time no one cares. I'm not… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
People still seem to think that they should vote themselves money. They seem to think there is stuff which they think is… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
