More Quotes by Penn Jillette

10 More quotes by Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette’s flair for “more” is distilled into ten short, witty snippets that showcase his characteristic humor and insight. It’s a compact set that delivers a quick dose of his entertaining perspective.

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The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,

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I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

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I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

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I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

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'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

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Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

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America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than…

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When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people…

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One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference…

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This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you…

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“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart…

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.

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That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the…

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I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the…

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I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt…

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when…

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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

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The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

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Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend…

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

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My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

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Freedom means the right to be stupid.

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“Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.”

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