“Life speeds by and no matter how much joy there is, there is sadness.” — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The word ‘holiday’ comes from ‘holy day’ and holy means ‘exalted and worthy of complete devotion.’ By that definition, all days are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“The word “holiday” comes from “holy day” and holy means “exalted and worthy of complete devotion.” By that definition, all days are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
One of the strongest feelings you can get in life--one of the most rewarding feelings--is the feeling of an "Aha, I finally… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“But [he] had lost god, and all his family and friends were staying behind with his imaginary friend. A silly dream goes… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“In the late twentieth century we consider solitude our natural condition. Mates divorce, and even friendship is diagnosed as a disorder -… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith. It's not arrogant… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
