“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.” — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The word ‘holiday’ comes from ‘holy day’ and holy means ‘exalted and worthy of complete devotion.’ By that definition, all days are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“The word “holiday” comes from “holy day” and holy means “exalted and worthy of complete devotion.” By that definition, all days are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“Islam is not a kind of person. Islam is an idea. Islam is a religion. And religions are not people. Ideas are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Religion is faith. Faith is belief without evidence. Belief without evidence cannot be shared. Faith is a feeling. Love is also a… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“But [he] had lost god, and all his family and friends were staying behind with his imaginary friend. A silly dream goes… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Religion is often just tribalism: pride in a group one was born into, a group that is often believed to have 'God'… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith. It's not arrogant… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“There is no god, and that's the simple truth. If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
