Who Quotes by Penn Jillette

11 Who quotes by Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette’s take on the notion of "who" is laid out in these eleven short snippets. Expect his trademark blend of humor and candor, giving you a quick pulse on his view of self and perception.

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The vast majority of people who have mental illness problems never hurt anybody.

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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

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Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.

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Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

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We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

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I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

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I don't want people who are in poverty, in pain, or suffering, to suffer because it's for their own good and they…

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There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't…

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I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.

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When you look at the actual numbers, the number of people who died after 9/11 was greater than the number of people…

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No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly…

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I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

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I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the…

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I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt…

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when…

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I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

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The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

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Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend…

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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

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