If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“So no one cares - and that protects your personal privacy. At least most of the time no one cares. I'm not… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Believing there is no God means the suffering I've seen in my family and indeed all the suffering in the world isn't… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
