It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Everybody wants clean, safe energy. Some people think nuclear is the way to go. Some people think coal is the way to… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don't think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it's some sort of Jungian… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
