I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
