Its so cold outside you could pour water on the driveway and start ice skating.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
Driveway basketball, playing against the boys, watching Magic and Michael. — Michael Bamberger Copy Share Image
Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm not a public figure at all. I don't really go out a lot to places where there are people like those… — Catherine Keener Copy Share Image
My dad put up a great hoop in our front yard in our driveway. I was in Oregon, so I had to… — Kevin Love Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a hermit. Left to my own devices, I won't submerge myself in anything further afield than the driveway. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
I want to have a family and I'd like to live in a lovely big house, with a massive driveway and gates… — Jennifer Ellison Copy Share Image
I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the… — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
“I’m two hours late when I pull in to the driveway. It won’t matter that I’m always on time. People never see… — Corrine Jackson Copy Share Image
My real dream is to have a whole, like, buy a whole piece of land. Imagine, like, a long driveway. Like, a… — J. Cole Copy Share Image
She sits in the driveway, freezing, for thirty-six minutes. Arguing with herself. Because she thinks she's in love with him too. And… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
My SUV, assuming Hummer comes out with a model for those who find the current ones too cramped, will look something like… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
In my 30s, I wrote in the back house of a ramshackle Spanish Revival we rented across from the ocean in the… — Mona Simpson Copy Share Image
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
...piling up zeros in your bank account, or cars in your driveway, won't in and of itself make you successful. Rather, true… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I never seem to find what I'm looking for, though. I suppose I feel, these days, too aware of schedules and things,… — Quentin S. Crisp Copy Share Image
“The Pudgelys and the Pinkhearts and the Roundasses are all staring at her, slackjawed. She has just enough residual energy to swing… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
My new apartment might be a place where there are lots of children. They might gather on my porch to play, and… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
There are a lot of perks that come with fame and with every positive there's a negative and then it all kind… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
She wondered: How could people respond to these images if images didn't secretly enjoy the same status as real things? Not that… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” I ask, holding onto the door handle. “I’ve got to move your car up the road a little… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
People spend their lives searching for their one true love, their other half. I found mine in college, dancing in a fraternity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so much fun to dream in your driveway. I had an old wooden backboard in my driveway. That's where my friends… — Brad Stevens Copy Share Image
All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“Just like backing out of the driveway… If the driveway was ten miles long, full of rocks and pits, with lethal radiation… — Daniel Thorman Copy Share Image
The stones in your driveway may have come from the slaves who spend all day breaking rocks because it's cheaper for the… — Lisa Kristine Copy Share Image
