I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the… — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
"...piling up zeros in your bank account, or cars in your driveway, won't in and of itself make you successful. Rather, true… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
People spend their lives searching for their one true love, their other half. I found mine in college, dancing in a fraternity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a hermit. Left to my own devices, I won't submerge myself in anything further afield than the driveway. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
This is what makes me happy: ...Any music-free restaurant ... A grandson who offers to clean the snow off my driveway and… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are a lot of perks that come with fame and with every positive there's a negative and then it all kind… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
She wondered: How could people respond to these images if images didn't secretly enjoy the same status as real things? Not that… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
My parents strapped a pair of plastic skis on my boots when I was two years old and sent me down our… — Mikaela Shiffrin Copy Share Image
Medgar Evers was assassinated in his driveway retuning from an NAACP meeting in downtown Jackson. And then you go back there years… — John Lewis Copy Share Image
Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Anyway, seeking work is a tad difficult given the poor design of the streets with their prohibitive curbs and driveways that don't… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
So I started shoveling Bob's driveway, which is a strange thing to do at a New Years Eve Party — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I rode it once, which was up the driveway in the opening credits of the show. I didn't know how to stop… — Henry Winkler Copy Share Image
I never seem to find what I'm looking for, though. I suppose I feel, these days, too aware of schedules and things,… — Quentin S. Crisp Copy Share Image
At Car and Driver, we were convinced that the automobile, as we knew and loved it, was as dead as the passenger… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
You're not allowed to park a truck in your driveway. You're not allowed to work on your house on Sunday. The people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The harsh reality is that America moves on four wheels, powered by conventional internal-combustion engines. At this point, while the elite media… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
I tend to like the last sentence I just wrote, which is: 'It was late in the fall and the trees lining… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
