Able Quote by Scott Adams

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and…

— Andy Rooney

“I went vegan for a week, a glorious transition until it occurred to me that bacon, no matter how it is positioned on the…

— Erin Loechner

I'm not anti-American. But I am very strongly anti American bacon - the worst bacon in the world.

— Gavin Esler

“Have you seen the state of some of these vegetarians? They look like they’re going to drop down dead any minute. We didn’t fight…

— Karl Wiggins

“America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistline are foremost among them. I’m willing to make concessions,…

— Aaron Blaylock

“Some animal rights activists are demanding vegetarianism, even veganism now, or nothing. But since only 4 or 5 percent of Americans claim to be…

— Steven Wise

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

— Bill Maher

“I don't understand why asking people to eat a well-balanced, vegetarian diet is considered drastic, while it is medically conservative to cut people open.”

— Dean Ornish M.D

Don't even get me started. I'm not against all vegetarians. But if you're a vegetarian for ethical reasons, you may be causing more harm.

— David Chang

“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?”

— Julia Quinn

And so there I was living in California from Brooklyn, New York, and it was this whole new world for me and I was…

— Warren Cuccurullo

“But Virginia, bacon is breafast. And nothing sets my nostrils twitching like bacon in the morning. Little pigs parading up and down with their…

— Kathryn Wesley