“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“The rest of the universe is like the coin. The events of the past appear to cause the present, but every time… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Conversation is more than the sum of the words. It is also a way of signaling the importance of another person by… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“For example, if every time you eat popcorn, one hour later you fart so hard that it inflates your socks, you can… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you can imagine the future being brighter, it lifts your energy and gooses the chemistry in your body that produces a… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“A goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don't sometime in the future. A system is something you do… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
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In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Dilbert: Evolution must be true because it is a logical conclusion of the scientific method. Dogbert: But science is based on the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Clinical psychologists have proven that ordinary people will alter their memories of the past to make them fit their perceptions. It is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“The most important form of selfishness involves spending time on your fitness, eating right, pursuing your career, and still spending quality time… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Humans are hardwired to reciprocate favors. If you want someone’s cooperation in the future, do something for that person today.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“the past exists only in your mind,” he said. “Likewise, the future exists only in your mind because it has not happened.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
