Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
