These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks.… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“As it turns out, business writing is all about getting to the point and leaving out all of the noise. You think… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
