Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line'… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
