The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you have a reasonable system for pursuing success, it can survive a lot of face-plants along the way. That knowledge makes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert'… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you think your odds of solving your problem are bad, don’t rule out the possibility that what is really happening is that you… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Failure always brings something valuable with it. I don’t let it leave until I extract that value.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“On all the important stuff, we are emotional creatures who make decisions first and rationalize them after the fact.” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“What you rarely see is a stillborn failure that transmogrifies into a stellar success. Small successes can grow into big ones, but failures rarely… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Because everything you perceive is a metaphor for something your brain is not equipped to fully understand. God is as real as the clothes… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Capitalism is rotten at every level, and yet it adds up to something extraordinarily useful for society over time. The paradox of capitalism is… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
