Ass Quotes

Weightless is a great equalizer.

— Sally Ride

Why you got your ass on your shoulders?

— Busta Rhymes

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

— Rob Ford

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

— Chelsea Handler

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

— Jimmy Buffett

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

— John Cena

You can't spell bass without ass

— Anonymous

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

— William Shakespeare

This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.

— Nagwa Fouad

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

— Sam Kinison

One day you'll be an inspiration at others.

— Demi Lovato

Just moving one keyboard or synth is a pain in the ass.

— Prefuse 73

At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

— Catherine Deneuve

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

— Shawn Michaels

M is for Marx And clashing of classes And movement of masses And massing of asses.

— Cyril Connolly

A man is but an ass Who fights in a cuirass

— W. S. Gilbert

I was like, "Excuse me, guys. My ass is going to be facing this way. Do you mind maybe just standing over…

— Cameron Diaz

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass…

— W. C. Fields

The secret to success is... is no secret. It's called work your Ass off and find a way to add more value…

— Tony Robbins

You can't take the heat, get ya ass out the kitchen Matter fact, take ya ass back in there and wash the…

— Ryan Montgomery

I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is…

— George Michael

I will be master of what is mine own: She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My household stuff,…

— William Shakespeare

That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people.

— David Ayer

In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be…

— Molly Ivins

A lot of people live with no apparent means of support. I kind of envy the musicians up there. You're down here,…

— Kurt Voss

I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to…

— Pete Davidson

I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity;…

— James Jean

The inquiry in England is not whether a man has talents and genius, but whether he is passive and polite and a…

— William Blake

There is on earth among all dangers, no more dangerous thing than a richly endowed and adroid reason, especially if she enters…

— Martin Luther

God spoke to Balaam through his ass. I believe God still speaks through asses today. So if God should choose to speak…

— Rich Mullins

Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the…

— Demetri Martin

I am not a huge fan of the Celtic Tiger; I was so glad that you could see people being prosperous, that…

— Gavin Friday

Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and…

— Lewis Black

Life can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I become. That…

— Jim Butcher

We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God…

— Dolly Parton

I believe in a world where mothers are not expected to shed any physical evidence of their child-bearing experience. In that same…

— Olivia Wilde

Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped…

— Phil Esposito

Do not be inaccessible. None is so perfect that he does not need at times the advice of others. He is an…

— Baltasar Gracian

I never want to be that guy spouting off my political views. I mean, they're pretty well known, and it certainly comes…

— Patterson Hood