Ass Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image “Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Halloween
“Oh my God, why did he have to be such a romantic pain in my ass? “I’m” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.” — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
Mindful of the fact you live in an agricultural country, I presume you know what an ass is. We read in the New Testament… — Richard Cushing Copy Share Image
“I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest." "Ooh, just what I've always… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once” — Lisa Ladew Copy Share Image
I was a very idealistic, very romantic kid in a very typically Midwestern Methodist repressed home. There was no show of affection of any… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
“Just don’t stare at my ass, Landemere,” he added. “I wasn’t staring at your ass,” Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.” — Andrew Ashling Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep’st so sound. Julius Caesar (2.1.248-251)” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
