Ass Quote by Bob Saget Download Open image “I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.” — Bob Saget ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Baby Behinds Calluses Covered Covered Calluses Feet Feet Soft Ifs Just Pedicure Pedicure Pedicure Feet Pedicures
I don't have the luxury of sitting around any more. I must have had bags of spare time before I had children, but I… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
The pedicure is beside the point - the rub is all I care about. And not just my feet, my calves and thighs. There… — Amy Landecker Copy Share Image
Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because it is relaxing and makes you feel pretty even though your little… — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
There's two approved methods for getting a pedicure for a guy. Number one, you use your own grinder or... You have an eighteen year-old… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident. About a… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
When I came off the boat I was very proud of the thick calluses which had developed on my feet. But now, I am… — Pamela Stephenson Copy Share Image
When I was younger, my feet would hurt a lot, but you build up calluses and strength and you don't feel as much pain… — Misty Copeland Copy Share Image
Any middle-aged woman knows that our feet are not for the faint of heart, especially in midwinter. I wear clogs, so it's actually like… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Now people are really inspired to do a lot, and the fire got lit under our asses to be more politically aware and be… — Sasheer Zamata Copy Share Image